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HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY  ✦  THE WENDELL CRANE HALF HOUR  ✦  NOW REGISTERING VIEWERS  ✦  FARADAY HOME PRODUCTS  ✦  THANK YOU FOR WATCHING  ✦  PLEASE STAND BY  ✦  
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WENDELL$WENDELL

On October 14th, 1957, the broadcast ended. Wendell Crane did not. He appears at random, on screens that were never tuned to him. Tonight, yours.

Wendell commemorative coin — obverse
Wendell commemorative coin — reverse, Please Stand By
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EXHIBIT — RECEIVER

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FARADAY MODEL 142 · CONSOLE
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FARADAY HOME PRODUCTS PRESENTS
THE WENDELL
CRANE HALF HOUR
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HAPPINESS
IS MANDATORY
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A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
Faraday
HOME PRODUCTS
“A Faraday home is a happy home.”
EST. 1948
CASE FILE 142 — PARTIAL RECOVERY

WHAT THE RECORD SHOWS

I · THE BROADCAST

8:51 PM

The signal cut to static for one and a half seconds. When it returned, the studio was empty. Wendell Crane was still facing the camera. He was smiling.

II · THE STUDIO

NEVER FOUND

The crew of Studio B, and the audience in its seats, were never seen again — not in the building, not at home, not since. No bodies. No notice. The time cards were never punched out.

III · THE HOST

NO RECORD

No birth certificate. No school. A Social Security number registered to no one. A single photograph predates his broadcasts by twenty-two years. Same suit. Same age. Same smile.

IV · THE SPONSOR

FARADAY

The sponsor never existed. Its address is a lot that has been vacant since 1854. Yet the packages still arrive, brand new, in 1957 boxes. The products inside them work.

V · THE PRODUCT

MODEL 142

The last thing he demonstrated on the broadcast, the night the studio emptied, was a television — the Faraday Model 142.

VI · THE SIGHTINGS

ONE VIEWER

He appears on screens that are off. Only one person ever sees it. Call someone into the room and he is gone. No recording has ever survived.

CASE FILE 142 · SEALEDThe remainder of the record has not been recovered.
COMMEMORATIVE ISSUE 142-A

THE COIN

CRANE
LARSEN
★ 1957 ★
CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY
REGISTERED VIEWER SPECIMEN
ISSUENo. 142-A
STRUCKOCTOBER 1957
FINISHAGED BRASS
OBVERSETHE HOST
REVERSEPLEASE STAND BY
EDITION[REDACTED]
HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY · THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
SEAL OF GOOD PRACTICE
BROADCAST STANDARDS · REGISTERED VIEWER PROTECTIONS
THE TRANSMITTER IS SEALEDLiquidity burned
ADMISSION IS FREE0% buy / 0% sell tax
THE STATION ANSWERS TO NO ONEOwnership renounced
HOUSE SEATS · 10%Held for viewer giveaways & prizes
TOTAL BROADCAST1,000,000,000 $WENDELL · fixed supply
INDEPENDENT VERIFICATION · AVAILABLE AT LAUNCH
EXHIBIT — THE AUDIENCE

SETS TUNED IN

SETS TUNED IN · CH 03
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REGISTRATION — BASE NETWORK

TAKE YOUR SEAT

CONTRACT · BASE
CA: [ BROADCAST PENDING — CONTRACT WILL APPEAR HERE AT LAUNCH ]
01

GET A WALLET

Install a Base-compatible wallet and add the Base network.

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02

FUND IT

Bridge or send ETH on Base to cover your purchase and gas.

NETWORK · BASE (ERC-20)
03

BUY $WENDELL

Paste the contract address into your DEX of choice and swap.

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04

YOU ARE SEATED

The smile acknowledges you. You are part of the audience now.

REGISTERED VIEWER
TUNE IN

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